While there are many claiming to be Zomblatt experts, it’s come to our attention that some of them are using Zomblatt in ways contrary to the theories of Zomblatt. Because of this, far too many yaks have been shaved, cats waxed, and brains eaten. We can no longer stand idly by while this happens, so we have decided that the only reasonably course of action is to begin certifying Zomblatt practitioners (CZP) and the trainers (CZT) who train them, and themselves, which, incidentally, offers a nicely recursive structure whereby you can train yourself to be a certified trainer (CZT), thereby also enabling you to certify yourself as a Certified Zombtlatt Practitioner (CZP), merely by paying the appropriate fee and percentage of your gross training fees.

Stay tuned for more information about where to send your fees to become a CZP and/or CZT.